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Keep calm and don’t make Hulk angry

SJ's John van der Luit-Drummond once again goes toe to toe with the learned green submission machine, Barrister Hulk QC

25 July 2014

It is great to have you back, Hulk. What have you been up to since we last spoke?

HULK HAS SMASHED THREE BOTTLES OF WHISKY, TWO CASES OF WINE AND ONE SPEEDY TRIAL. SO PRETTY QUIET, REALLY.

Glad to hear it. One of your brethren, Robert Rinder of 2 Hare Court, is set to be the UK's own version of Judge Judy. Are you upset you were passed over for the role?

HULK GUESSES THAT THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF "DIVERSIFICATION" AT THE CRIMINAL BAR. HULK PREFERS COURT WITHOUT THE CAMERAS, NATCH.

Barrister's profits have fallen 12 per cent in the last two years. Is that why you are so angry?

HULK NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIS INCOME. BUT IT HAS GONE UP 60 PER CENT IN TWO YEARS.

What do you think of Wonga creating fake law firms?

HULK AGREES WITH ANDY SAWFORD MP. IT WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE METHOD OF USURY-SMASHING TO CHARGE THEIR STANDARD RATE OF INTEREST ON TH...

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